When you look at me you see a middle-aged little muffin top tummy. When I look at me, I see a three layer cake gut and a million wrinkles. Fix that, Oil of Olay.
Archives for February 2013
Sometimes, I like to live on the wild side. I put on my Ugg slippers, grab my car keys and jump in the Edge. Then with much sick excitement I drive to the local gas station. Do I buy gas? Nope. Do I get a cheap, drive-thru car wash? Nope. I buy lunch. One […]
Source: laceyinloveblog.blogspot.com via laceyinlove on Pinterest Valentine’s Day Menu for Momma’s House Heart Shaped Pizza – Yes, I can do this, I mean how hard can it be to make a round pizza turn into a heart shaped pizza. Salad – Because its good for you darn it. My favorite wine- La Crema […]
Source: ninapaley.com via Pamela on Pinterest If practice makes perfect, then I have perfected bitchiness, thanks…. PMS.