Spammity Spam Mail Reply:
No, I do not have time to get my FREE On-line doctorate today. I am too busy finding all the books for this awesome September Reading Log that got left under the couch cushions and is suspiciously coated in some kind of purple sticky substance.
Wait? Is there a degree program for Mom Special Forces? I am really good at juggling a day planner, car keys and gym socks. I can tie 15 kindergartner’s shoes in under three minutes and spot Head Lice on any kid two miles away blindfolded. I have specialty training in Candyland and Hide and Go Seek and can run to the mail box up to 6 times per day waiting for the only magazine I have time to read…. Highlights for Children.
I honestly can’t believe it…. my dearest friend, Samaul Closin of Hop Into Your Degree, I have spent more time writing this little return spam letter than I have on my hair, nails or make-up in weeks.
Thanks for entertaining this busy mom with your ridiculous spam mail daily. Its just about all the entertainment I have time for these days, well that and Teen Titan reruns.
Sincerely,
The Mom
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